The Misadventures of Clyde - Television

As if it wasn't bad enough that we have re-designs in a party game. THERE'S A FREAKING TV SHOW? Inky reminds me that we all used to star in one in the 80's, but that was at the peak of my alcoholism, there's three whole years that I seem to have completely forgotten. After logging into a certain video-game movie-website, we stumbled onto a trailer for the new animated show, in 3D of all things! So I popped on my glasses and we watched in horror.

"This 3D shit is vastly over-rated."

So apparently we used to be Aliens that attempted to invade Pac-land, were sent to Hell and escaped. Awesome. But I'm pretty sure this won't be a starring vessel for us ghosts. I ain't got no letter or anything to tell me otherwise. I better though, I need the money to afford a new Condo in Toronto. Get on that shit Namco. But the existence of another TV show isn't the only thing that horrified me...

"Sup?"

OMFG! EPIC TWO-PART COLUMN CONTINUES TOMORROW!