Magikarp - Gaming's Unspoken King

Regardless if you love them or not, Magikarp are hidden kings of the Pokémon world. These adorably goofy-looking fish are capable of splashing, as well as evolving into an Aquatic engine of Destruction.

Here's a list of what makes Magikarp so damn awesome:

- Splash!
- Orange!
- Gold when they're Shiny!
- Splash Attack!
- Use a Splash Attack Magikarp!
- They evolve into Godless Abominations of the Sea, devouring many creatures and destroying ships with their deadly Hyper Beam.
- Holy Shit, I just realized. If we lived in Pokémon World, I would never go on a boat, we'd be FUCKED!
- Oh my God! A Gyarados probably shot the Titanic in half! A Water/Flying Pokémon did it! Not a pussy-ass Iceberg!
- Gyarados is a Flying type? The world isn't safe!

"Once I evolve. Humanity is Fucked! Muhahahaha!"

So that's why Magikarp is so amazing. A goofy-looking fish that harmlessly splashes about is nothing, but when it transforms into it's terrible second form... Yeah.

Magikarp is like a Nuclear Bomb. While the bomb on it's own is harmless, once the explosive potential inside is unleashed, millions will die. Never trust those fish, be on your guard everyone, our reckoning day is nearing.

- Kyle K.