Clyde Returns! Every Thursday!

So, I've heard that some of you may have genuinely missed my sexy orange face. I can believe it. I see it in the mirror everyday I don't go into a relapse.

Here's the story. I haven't been able to see, let alone touch, a computer in weeks as I've been in rehab for the last couple months. Things got out of hand.

Holy tits baby! I'm back!

But... I'm out, with a fresh new perspective on life. Getting ready to showcase more of my misadventures on a weekly-basis. I've pushed my writing time-slot until tomorrow, so expect a big dose of Clyde every Thursday. You'll love it. Tomorrow, I'll tell you the story of what exactly went wrong with good ol' Clyde.

- Clyde.