The Misadventures of Clyde - An Introduction.

'Sup Bitches?
They call me Clyde, I'm world famous thanks to Pac-Man. After almost 30 long years of hookers, hard partying and other things famous people do, I've decided to settle down and blog. It's the hip thing to do these days, so I'm told.

Hard at work!

A little about myself:

• I'm the "Pokey" one. Which is a fancy word for stupid, but I'm still better than you.
• I enjoy Prosciutto Ham sandwiches, Pepsi Cola and Sweet Potato fries. Also Samuel Adams.
• I'm an accomplished actor in the gaming world, second only to Nolan North.
• I'm fluent in English, Japanese and Ghost.
• I was a stunt double in Custer's Revenge. This was a low point before my career took off.

 OH HAY GUISE!

Today is Friday, expect to see weekly updates of my misadventures on Tuesday. Also, follow me on "Tweetor" or whatever that thing is called. I have one. Follow it.

Til  Tuesday,

- Clyde.